Funny Sms (Must Read It)

Ab aap apni hasi pe qabu nhe pa sake gain.Read this.

Pathan apne Bap se : mjhe shadi krni hy Abbu: beta kis k sath? Pathan: Dadi k sath Abbu : Begherat wo meri Maa hy Pathan: to ap ny meri Maa k sath q ki. .



Larka: "Dil ruba." Larki: "Balance bhijwa." Larka: "Paisay nahi." Larki: "Kaisay nahi?" Larka: "Mehangai hai." Larki: "Phir aaj say tu mera bhai hai."



*. .Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time Tension Ko Sath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye Lekin Phir B Log Pata Nahi Q Apni Biwi Ko Apne Sath Le Kar Sote Hain. .*


Logon Ka Kameena Pan Tu Dekho FaRaZ.. Mayyat Par Akar Pochte Hain.. Biryani Aalo Wali Hai Ya Chicken Ki..!!.



Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi. Logo Ne Use Bohat Mara Kyun�? Kyun K Us Ne Shop Per Likha Hua Tha Bara Kafan Lene Per Bachay K� Kafan FREEEE�!!



baap.agr tum fail huye to muje abbu mt kehna....(result)baap.. kya bana?beta..sorry bashir bahi,tum ne baap kehlaane ka haq kho dia


Agr ap k pichy kuta lg jae to use srf itna keh daina k mai Altaf bhai ka admi hun. Is tarah kuta ap k kadam choomta hua bhag jae ga. Zubaida apa k Siyasi totke



"Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte waqat aik juta 1 konay ma aur 1 juta 1 konay ma raknay se chapal chori nhi hoti" =ZUBAIDA AAPA k HIFAZTI Totkay

Admin bhai very nice but aap ny 1 cheez ghalat likh de aap tu admin ho aap ko tu kamaskm is baat ka khayal hona chaheye k kisi latify mey kisi b zaat like PATHAN PUNJABI SIKH etc ka name nahi hona chaheye so Plz care Me ye is leyn bol raha hun ta k koi aur member ye dekh kr ye na booly k Yaar ye dekho is Forum k Admin ko ye hi nahi pata k kisi latify mey PATHAN PUNJABI etc ka name nahi hona chaheye na Kisi sayasi karkun aur na kisi bari shaksiat jesy aap ny Zubada Khala ka name use kra.....
Agar aap is ki jagah PAGAL Ka word type kr lyn tu koi bura b nahi many ga


Plz Don't Mind.....

umair hum ap ki advice par amal karty hai aur ap ki advice ki qadar karty hai... alkin is kay sath sath ap ko bataty chaly yeh new forum hai is ki statring aisy hi hoty hai phair bhi hum ap ki ray ki qadar karty hai...

Thanksss

u welcome dear...

ok thanks umair